Art Farm of a Country Woman

Painting My World with My Heart~

I WILL be making my famous potato salad BUT the 4th of July is a hassle up here amongst tall, dried grass lining the country road. The grass stands about 5 feet tall and is so dry, it’s like tinder.

We never had any rain in June, nor May for that matter.
We would have a little green grass that’s less likely to burn.

recliner in field

Work break…

So tonight we are on patrol. Well, farmer is on patrol.
He speeds up and down the stretch of road in front of our pastures, trying to keep people off the grass, who’ve ventured up for the 180 degree view of skies flickering with bay area fireworks.
They are blissfully unaware of the fire danger one sparkler can bring!
A frightening thought…

They are told to leave and they’re not always happy about it. They inevitably argue because they don’t get it and it’s dark so they can’t see they’re surrounded by bone-dry grass!
“We’re just watching….”
“It’s a public road!” (It’s not.)
“It’s not marked ‘No tresspassing’!” (It is.)

 He has a plan today if he can get the fertilizing done in the vineyard. His plan is to …..
borrow a loader (a big tractor) from the other old farmer up here. There’s a huge eucalyptus branch that fell during the winter. He wants to drag it to an area most are prone to park along the side of the road.
An automatic deterrence to most looking for a place to park their car on top of tinder dry grass along with eucalyptus leaves all over the ground.
One tossed cigarette is all it takes… or an empty glass beer bottle left out in the field.
In the sun it becomes a magnifying glass shining directly onto grass and it catches fire without anyone knowing until it’s too late.

So at dusk he sits at the bottom of our lane on the 4-wheeler.
I’m usually sitting outside on the deck watching and listening to his motor. I worry just a little that he’ll tangle with someone who wants to pick a fight. It happens, usually with young men, but, since he can look (and be) ferocious, they can make him very angry if they get “threatening”.
He’s been known to kick in a few fenders and such … It’s a small town!
They end up tearing down the hill with him in hot pursuit!
He’s been known to follow some teenagers, who shouldn’t be drinking AND driving, all the way to their house!

Yes, it is funny… Except he’s been up since 4AM, worked all day in the heat and very unlikely to be in a good mood by 10PM. And these people can be obnoxious idiots who want to drink beer and smoke with their friends on our land! They don’t much care if they leave behind a smoldering pile of weeds!

You might wonder about the presence of a sheriff but no matter how often I’ve called, they never show up. Over the years it’s gotten much worse. Nobody expects them to show up if they’ve lived up here for awhile.

Perhaps one of the reasons why ranchers like to keep their guns…

Happy 4th!

memorial day pickup truck

0 thoughts on “Happy 4th! Why Ranchers Keep Guns

  1. What a nightmare to deal with. My fingers are crossed that all goes well. xx

    1. ĽAdelaide says:

      it’s just part of living out like this… i’ve done it for more than half my life now so i’m used to all that it entails. certain times, like the 4th, do become a bit much tho. fire is always something we worry about, it’s a natural danger in these parts tho can be extremely frightening when one starts to get going…. how quickly a grass fire spreads is amazingly stunning excepting your house is in the way! Be well. xox

      1. Take care. xx

        1. ĽAdelaide says:

          All is well! 🙂

  2. Anonymous says:

    What a wonderful quote. Yes, indeed, we live in a free country. So happy we all do.Celebrate and have a good one.

    1. ĽAdelaide says:

      Thanks Silvia. You too! 😉

  3. Happy 4th to you-without fireworks on your land-

    1. ĽAdelaide says:

      Thanks Elena… the fog is sitting out there and we’re keeping our fingers crossed it comes in by dark. once it’s in up here, you can’t see anything beyond your hand so it will be good! 😉

  4. Good grief! People are crazy! Happy Fourth to you! I hope it goes without incident this year! 🙂

    1. ĽAdelaide says:

      It did, my dear! I did a fog-dance and it came tumbling, completely enveloping us in a nice blanket to muffle the booms of those ridiculous attempts at putting on a fireworks display! All is well… 😉

  5. Mary says:

    Hope your July 4th was all calm and no fireworks or fire! Love the opening, a very Happy 4th of July to you Linda and the farmer!

    1. ĽAdelaide says:

      Good morning Mary and the same to you. Hoping your weekend is lovely, perhaps in your garden!

  6. Leya says:

    Hope everything turned out well! Some people are not very much reliable…I wish you a fine Sunday!

    1. ĽAdelaide says:

      All is well. 🙂 Thank you kindly!

  7. doronart says:

    Linda happy 4th. happy everyday… and I thought you only have to look after yourself… how neive I was.. Hope it all passed safe and easy to yourself. Some time we are ignorance of what other people experience in their life.. glade you mention<3 xxx

    1. ĽAdelaide says:

      Hi Doron… I am not sure what you meant that you thought I looked after myself? Or that you are naive?

      Anyway everything went fine-I did my fancy fog-dance and it came in like gang-busters! That got rid of the gawkers!


      1. doronart says:

        Linda, I thought you live peacfully and running your farm and did not think anyone around come to disturb you.. Anyway glade you did your fog dance and everybody run away.. God bless America and long live Linda the greatest… who occassionaly dance to save her land 😉 <3

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  8. Mel says:

    Yaknow, I never gave thought to how dangerous my stupid decision were when I trespassed and did equally stupid things that I wrote about. Good grief…what an idiot I was. I’m glad to hear the fog moved in and spoiled the view. With all the devastation that can quickly occur, good thing the farmer KNOWS how to be menacing. Scary for you to have to wonder and worry about, but I can understand why there’s that high need to protect.
    Man…….what a scary thought of that lovely coloured grass igniting. That wouldn’t be a slow smoulder. I shudder thinking about it……

    1. ĽAdelaide says:

      Yes, lots of shuddering now til the rains come in the fall, fingers crossed! Fire is a scary thing in the fields, especially with the hot winds of summer! 🙁